Come On In and Have A Ball!

...and they're charging $8.95 too.

There are just too many things wrong with this. I don't even know where to start.

Maybe with the fact that these people obviously thought that SO many people get "foreign objects" lodged somewhere inside of them that they would need to buy a tool to remove them. I can see the conversation now:

Woman: "FINALLY! I'm SO tired of all these jellybeans up in my nose. If only there was a tool to remove them!"
Saleswoman: "But wait, there IS!"

Puh-lease!

Spotted in Pomona, CA at the LA County Fair

Is that so?

Now THERE'S a use I never thought of.

Thanks to Pyzam

Post U Love

Have you ever wondered what Yoda did before he became a Jedi Master? Wonder no more!




Spotted in Pasadena, CA

Sorry about the lack of posts lately!!!

My apologies guys, my computer was wiped out and all of my signs depleted...ACK! Well anyway, I hope to be up and running again soon! For now, enjoy all of my past signage...thank you!!! :)

Show Horses

Is this anything like those "donkey shows" i've heard about?

Thanks to Sign Spotter Jeannie H.!

Second photo originally from CollegeHumor.com

Extra Dik

Actually...that sounds about right for Amsterdam.

Thanks to Sign Spotter, Jenn M. in Amsterdam!

Scratch and Sniff Hat

...because everyone wants strangers smelling their kid all day.

BOTH please

Well that's just GREAT...

I bet they're gonna start telling me to cover my mouth and nose when I sneeze too!!!

Do Not Kiss Me

The sign or the tree? Either way it presents an appalling prospect.

I can only imagine the thousands of tourists who visit this spot in China daily to touch and kiss the sign. I know it's always been a dream of mine.


Thanks to Sign Spotter Kelly A. in China!

Terror

That's the reaction I have when I have to clean the bathroom.

Oh, the Terror!

Happy Valentine's!

Champagne and Salsa...that's EXACTLY how I like to celebrate V-Day.

(Oh, and it's May)

Virgins Only!

Where's the "Slut Lemonade?" ...it's better and more experienced.

Sleep Sack

See, I WAS going to make fun of this using my normal dirty-minded pleasantries, but I started thinking about it and I think this is actually a good idea!

No longer do we have to suffer bed bugs, bodily fluids or used needles in our hotel beds!

...or are those just the hotels I stay in?

Help Me!

This was in the trunk of my husband's car and I had to ask...how many times have you locked yourself in there???

Women's Hat

Yeah I can tell by all of the delicate, girly touches.

Nose Horn

She's shooting water up one nostril and its pouring out of the other? Is it some sort of nose-water filtration system?

Also, I don't know about you but a nose flush AND enema all in one seems a little much.

Oh, and is that Reese Witherspoon???

Problem Solved!

Are you a mother who constantly tells her children to "Pick up your feet!" but they just won't listen? Are you plagued with pesky dirt? Well, we have the solution with our new Dust Mop Slippers!!!*

* May cause children to complain, dirty mop slippers on your carpet and/or various other clean household items, and kitchen slips and falls.

Happy Mother's Day!

If your mom and grandma are as religious as mine, you KNOW they'd actually buy this stuff.



Just in case you weren't getting enough holy in your life, here we have...Religious Bread!

For the bible thumper in all of us.

I love you mom! :)

Don't Forget The 4th Step!

The steps to Healthy Living:

Eat Well, Hydrate, Exercise...and wine, lots and lots of wine.

Curved Yellow Fruit

Can't get much clearer than that!

Is it just me?

...or do you think they've been bothered a time or two?

Also, since they've been so perturbed by solicitors, I'll ignore their half-assed attempts at punctuation.

Only in Los Angeles...

...would we have Fall/Holiday Beach Sandals.

Also Known As

Salty Broth with Chives, Kelp and Tofu floating in it (AKA Miso Soup)!

Bear Naked

For some reason this makes me think of that scene in "A Night at the Roxbury" when Chris Kattan's mother in the movie tells him "Honey if your going to hit your peak, do it in your room."

...anyone else? Maybe it's just my mind which is so constantly in the gutter.

Let's Pilates!

I think someone skipped "linking verb" day in English class...

Crush Ball

I don't know about you, but isn't that what most guys strive to AVOID?

61 Pack

I probably should have held them to that, huh?

"Hey, where's my 61 Pack?"

"Miss, that's just a typo."

"It's cool guys, i'll just make my own."

Party Over Here!

It's like there's a party in my mouth...

...and everyone's throwing up.

Interesting Chocolate

I love me some dark chocolate, but seriously...there's a LIMIT to what you can put in it.



Obviously no one told these people...

Not only is it creepy...

It's creepy in three colors!!!

Weird

Hey! That one multi-racial armed chick is stealing Chex!!!

Oh!

Sounds um...stimulating.

Blue Is A Flavor, Right???

You can have Chocolate...Raspberry...or BLUE.

Really, Blue? Everything else is a food...a TASTY food. Then they have blue.

They couldn't have gone with Blueberry???

Bubble Bottom

"Bubble Bottom" is what happens when you drink too much beer out of those glasses.

REAL White Pages

Good! I'm so sick of all of those fake White Pages I keep getting.

Tasty

Hmmm...They look like carnations to me.

Now all the kids are going to get confused and they'll all be grazing out back.

"TIMMY! Stop gnawing on that tree!!!"

Inscents

Smells like Clay and Slave Labor?



Wow.



Smelling this is like listening to Marvin Gaye.



Reminder: Don't put it in your mouth, a million people have touched it!

"Smart" Chickens

Not quite smart enough it seems...

Young & Smylie

I've been described as that before too!

Oh, and I meant the Young & Smylie part...not the Licorice...or that whole Strawberry thing.

Oh Dear Lord

See anything wrong with this picture?

Here's a closer view:



1) It's WednesDay...see the "D" there?

2) There's no apostrophe in "21st."

3) This is a fundraiser for a SCHOOL!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry about this one.

Rock and Rail (Get it?)

Alright, these aren't signs...but really, how lazy do you have to be to make your guard rails around ROCKS?

See, I don't know if lazy is the word though. Whatever genius (and I use "genius" loosely), did this, s/he had to take precise measurements and make this exactly around (or in the case of the second picture, THROUGH) these things.

Genius? Laziness? Madness? Pure Unadulterated Awesomeness?

You decide.

Cancerous California

Here is yet another one of those crazy, cancer-causing buildings. This time in a hotel, no less.

I think they need to stop putting up these signs and just declare California unsafe for pregnant/ nursing women.